The type of people that disappoint me the most are liars.

AP Statistics

[After the test had been initially scheduled for this Friday.]

Mr. Allen: Test on Monday.

Class: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. Allen: See, I have a soul.

-After I had thrown the playing cards box at Ryan's chest-

Ryan: OH MY GODD!!!!!! YOU DESTROYED MY BOOBIES!!!!!!
Everybody: WTF...

Ryan: I NEED IMPLANTS!!

Me: ....

Ryan: SOMEONE CALL 90210!!!!!!!!!

-later-

Ryan: You shanked my boobies, J. You shanked them.

...A typical day.

SCREW IT.

I. Must. Go. To. The. Richard. O'Neill. Concert.

Alice in Wonderland

Curiouser and curiouser!

I am such a girl.

Andrew: Hey, what's that dickfor on your shoulder?

Michelle: What?! What's a dick for?

Andrew: HAHAHAHAHAASDKFLJ;ASKLDJF

Me: Out of anybody that could possibly ask that, it's Michelle who asks, so it's even funnier...

Andrew: I KNOW, RIGHT????

Andrew: -pulls his shirt sleeves up- Dude, I'm so pale.

Michelle: Oh my God, you're white like me! We can be relatives!

Michelle: Ooh, I had sushi with my boyfriend.

Andrew: OOH LA LA.

Michelle: I love sushi! ...I LOVE Chinese food!

Andrew: Sushi isn't Chinese...it's JAPANESE, you IDIOT.

Michelle was on crack today, or something.

She was so quotable.

"I felt that that was the only point he made in the general realm of sensical logicalness." -Will

"Clearly, everyone should vote on the negation because if I just heard a person say 'logicalness,' I would definitely go on the OPPOSITE side of what the person is arguing. Because it would be LOGICAL in doing so." -Spencer

Funny, how everyone made fun of Will today for saying 'logicalness' when in fact, 'sensical' isn't a word and 'logicalness' actually is...